Fortunately inflation is so high that these coins won't be worth much for very long. Like their obverse patron, won't be around forever.
¡¡ Happy 80th/250th !!
I've got my drill press ready, for a political art project.
Is this supposed to be for a coin or a tombstone?
Shifting a decimal place works for me. Prices when I grew up up in the 60s & 70s were a fraction of today's. Penny candy WAS REAL! And the "five & dime" had stuff for, well, nickels & dimes. Not a lot, but some things. Nowadays it's dollar stores (a blight on the landscape) - their prevalence tells ya sumthin'bout the disposable income situation of many, many citizens.
>"Bad money drives out good."
Perhaps reduce denominations to bespoke sizes — but just make them smaller [2].
[0] <https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gresham%27s_law>
[2] I am among the few people who actively uses half dollar coins — they're simply too bulky for most people (I'm a fatguy so I've got enough pocketspace).