No need to be snarky.
Do you work for Google? Maybe I hit a nerve by mentioning my boundaries.
Don't you want Chrome/Chromium? Well, you can't have a nice extension, as the developer can't likely be bothered with your paranoia. Nobody cares what you allows or what you don't on your devices. Stick with your browser and stop complaining.
On a side note, let's not even mention the equally terrible FF/Mozilla community, accusing people of "working for Google" (happened twice in two days) every time someone calls them out. What a idiocy.