it's a bit tongue in cheek :-) and I agree, searching for ... "sounds" in descriptive/onomatopoeia-like language would be great!

correct! it's a sqlite database which ends up being automatically gzip'd by the github cdn aka fastly - this ends up being ~4mb over the wire

obviously this solution doesn't scale (versus something like https://github.com/phiresky/sql.js-httpvfs ) but sometimes it's fun to "just" send the sqlite database to the frontend and be done :-)

You are awaiting precise instructions for when exactly you should put your hands in the air?