A sharp and timely piece that cuts through the buzz to reveal the real challenges Germany faces in attracting global research talent. The contrast between flashy announcements and underwhelming follow-through is striking—and sobering. When Switzerland can drop €28 million for just two professorships, and Germany is offering five-figure sums per researcher, it’s clear we’re not playing in the same league. Until Germany matches its ambitions with real funding and flexibility, “brain gain” will remain just a talking point.