https://www.lm-magazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/schtr...
"In Rome, a freed slave had his head shaved. Then, they would wear a pileus, in part to keep their head warm. The hat was a sign of the slave’s freedom/liberty.
Somewhere along the line in the French Revolution, they adopted the freed slaves’ head gear as their own symbol of freedom, but picked the wrong one."
Fun fact: You can see a pileus on the Ides of March coin reverse from 43 BC, minted by Brutus to commemorate the assassination of Julius Caesar in 44 BC.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ides_of_March_coin
People have been using silly hats for political purposes for millennia.
Schloss Mirabell: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Mirabellgarten_%E7%B... (1690-1695)
Schloss Greillenstein: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Schloss_Greillenstei... (around 1700)
Why GPT writing sounds like the median lazy blog post of five years ago is left as an exercise for the reader.
So his junk was the original because animators didn’t want to spend time animating it, but it naturally extends to floppy Smurf hats.
Panel 1 Waiter: "Sir, I’d like to ask you to take off your cap in this restaurant." Smurf: "Take off my cap? You’re not asking me to take off my pants, are you?!"
Panel 2 Waiter: "That’s not the same." Smurf: "That is the same."
Panel 3 Cook (to waiter): "Let him put his cap back on." Waiter: "That’s maybe better."
https://translate.kagi.com/?from=nl&to=en&text=MiJNHEER%2C+i...
Panel 1
Waiter: "Sir, please take your hat off in this restaurant."
Smurf: "Take off my hat? You wouldn't ask me to take off my trousers either, would you!"
Panel 2
Waiter: "That’s not the same at all."
Smurf: "Yes it is!"
Panel 3
Cook (to waiter): "Let's let him put his hat back on."
Waiter: "Yes, let's."
And this one always gets me too: https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fw... with the "Jesmurfa's witness"
Edit: Typing that out me realise that I could just search for that word. Apparently it's just absurdist: https://www.reddit.com/r/learndutch/comments/17nvt4g/pranfeu...
I assume they have some method of keeping snails, woodpeckers and other animals resistant to the poison at bay.
While liver damage is mitigated by the fact that the organ in question regenerates, nerves don't.
https://bluebuddies.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi/topic/1/1485....
And my unopular opinion is that Smurfette is most probably wearing a wig.
https://bluebuddies.com/smurf_fun/smurf_personality_test/smu...
https://www.theguardian.com/books/2011/jun/06/smurfs-accused...
- Gargamel is a priest, the smurfs are prosecuted by the church
- Papa smurf wears red and has a beard because of ideological reasons, the smurfs political and economic system resembles communism
- Smurfs represent the seven deadly sins/seven capital vices
Lust: Enamored smurf
Gluttony: Baker smurf
Avarice: Greedy smurf
Sloth: Lazy smurf
Wrath: Grouchy smurf
Envy: Brainy smurf
Pride: Vanity smurf
That’s just so typical of the French Revolution.
- Why long pants instead of shorts? It does make them look more dignified, I suppose.
- Why white, you know that's just going to stain the feet something terrible.
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Should have spent that time reading the guidelines champ.