249 pointsby garyreckon14 hours ago38 comments
  • knowknow13 hours ago
    This is the epitome of crappy website designs and I love it. The unnecessary gradients, nauseating movements, ambiguous buttons, and overall clutter really symbolizes Mr. worldwide’s shoddiness.
    • oliwarner2 hours ago
      The pulsing title underline causing page shift is genius. It's a blinking marquee away from perfection.
      • bmicrafta few seconds ago
        Helps that my phone renders the layout shifting at ~5fps
    • treetalker13 hours ago
      And leaving the upside down exclamation point off the "Dale!" — chef's kiss. So Miami.

      Adding a "que bola!!!" somewhere would be the icing on the cake.

    • MarcelOlsz10 hours ago
      I will always respect him for doing the Alaska show.
      • smallpipe6 hours ago
        There was an online contest to vote for Pitbull to go perform at your local Walmart. The internet being what it is, he got sent to the most remote Walmart in the US, Kodiak Alaska. He did go and perform. What a top lad.
      • jayrot9 hours ago
        For real. I’m sure he got money or whatever but it does show a certain sense of humor/self awareness
        • jagermo6 hours ago
          I also have not yet heard that he is a sex criminal, despite his lyrics.
    • 12 hours ago
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    • kindeyoowee10 hours ago
      [dead]
  • Zee213 hours ago
    My iPhone 16 Pro immediately started heating up the moment I opened the page. 11/10 working as designed!
  • maxfurman12 hours ago
    This is one of the stupidest, most amazing things I've seen in quite a while. I'm glad to see someone doing something silly just for fun and not just hustling.
  • NoboruWataya4 hours ago
    Looks great, though surely Mr Worldwide has sufficient wisdom to go around that we don't have to ration it to one quote a day!

    I've seen Pitbull twice, it's always a great show. Lots of energy and plenty of nuggets of wisdom dispensed between songs, lol.

  • stevage2 hours ago
    Who or what is MrWorldwide? Lot of people in this thread seem to know.
  • seliopou12 hours ago
    For the pitbull lovers, there's http://www.pitbullparty.com/
    • samtheDamned28 minutes ago
      The "How to play" button being in the American Horror Story font really finishes the whole thing
  • pratik66111 hours ago
    All this needs is a song that starts immediately playing when this loads in your browser and you have a full nostalgia trip
  • lxe13 hours ago
    Peak weekend HN
  • fastball8 hours ago
    Love the website but that Pitbull quote of the day is kinda... rapey
    • lazide2 hours ago
      On the plus side, pitbull seems like one of the few with no actual rape accusations. So that’s good?
  • ecocentrik9 hours ago
    Pitbull's personal philosophy strongly compliments the Musk, Andreessen, Thiel, Altman worldview. I imagine Musk's first Martian colony will outlaw all music except for Pitbull.
  • josu14 hours ago
    This is horrible.
  • memhole13 hours ago
    I find the moving background nauseating lol. I like it though. Hope you enjoy the show!
  • kylehotchkiss8 hours ago
    I hope every second of the show delivers what you’ve been anticipating. 11/10 great work
  • throwask13 hours ago
    Seems more 80s/vaporwave to me than glassmorphism.

    The music player isn't working for me, chrome is reporting the following:

    Cookies with the SameSite=None; Secure and not Partitioned attributes that operate in cross-site contexts are third-party cookies. Chrome is moving towards a new experience that allows users to choose to browse without third-party cookies.

    • dkh12 hours ago
      Same problem.
  • ks204811 hours ago
    I want to love/hate this, but when I click Dale, it says come back tomorrow (?)
  • NetOpWibby11 hours ago
    Thank you for this, I hope it shoots to the front page.
  • nickvec8 hours ago
    This site made me feel nauseous.
  • link2navjeet7 hours ago
    this will cure my adhd
  • boristsr12 hours ago
    This reminds me very much of the fun of the "old internet", late 90's early 2000s geocities fun! Love it.
  • lunarcave13 hours ago
    I don't know why I like it, but I like it.
  • tt_dev12 hours ago
    I had my phone on my chest and breathing. Took me a minute to realize my breath matched the movement.
  • DarmokJalad170113 hours ago
    Who is Dale?
    • alehlopeh13 hours ago
      It’s Miami (read: Spanish) for “word” or “cheers”
      • adynaton13 hours ago
        It means " go" or "let's go"
        • alehlopeh12 hours ago
          Sure but what’s it used for. To finish a conversation.
          • _3u108 hours ago
            It’s both, it’s not just a Miami thing. I hear it all over Latin America. In both ways like dale dale Olimpia (go <team> go).

            Me: I’ll have a burger. Waiter: dale.

            I don’t hear it much in Argentina tho, but maybe I wasn’t listening for it.

    • treetalker13 hours ago
      You could translate the Spanish literally as "hit it". It's like saying "alright!"
      • ch4s312 hours ago
        I think “let’s gooooooo!” Is probably closer? Ish
        • CPLX2 hours ago
          If we are being literal literal it’s “give it” or “give (it to you)”
  • cjbconnor14 hours ago
    Looks cool, but the bottom lines flicker badly on Firefox, Windows 11.
    • idopmstuff14 hours ago
      I mean based on this website I'm gonna say feature not a bug
      • flaminHotSpeedo10 hours ago
        Fine, I guess I'll just go take my IE7 impressions elsewhere!
  • dev_stdout10 hours ago
    This is nauseating. 10/10, no notes.
  • vandahm10 hours ago
    I wish I had thought of this.
  • bix613 hours ago
    Knocked it out of the park with this one
  • cs3f1614 hours ago
    This feels like a fever dream.
    • bigbuppo8 hours ago
      The concept of Pitbull seems like fever dream.
  • alabhyajindal13 hours ago
    This is too funny!! Dale!
  • kylecazar13 hours ago
    I thought there must be another Mr. Worldwide I'm not familiar with. Nope, it's Pitbull ;)

    I like it.

  • SanjayMehta10 hours ago
    I have no idea what’s going on here and from the comments it appears that this is by design.
  • alehlopeh13 hours ago
    Now I’m aware that a lot of Swedish people are into Pitbull.
    • dkh12 hours ago
      A lot of people are into Pitbull.
      • heftymouse6 hours ago
        A lot of people worldwide, one could say
  • therm09 hours ago
    Unironically better than all the 'Another GPT Wrapper' apps that get submitted here.
  • busterarm14 hours ago
    My new home page. Love it!
  • slicktux11 hours ago
    Dude! Where are the DJ horn sound effects!?
  • bigbuppo8 hours ago
    This is so stupid I love it.
  • 11 hours ago
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  • NehalNetha8 hours ago
    is the page breathing lollll
  • yoyopa14 hours ago
    The bigger they are, the harder they fall (Yeah) This biggity boy's a diggity dog (Yeah) I have 'em like Miley Cyrus, clothes off Twerkin' in they bras and thongs (Timber) Face down, booty up (Timber) That's the way we like the what? (Timber) I'm slicker than an oil spill She say she won't, but I bet she will, timber
    • wincy13 hours ago
      I came, I saw, I conquered

      I saw, I conquered, I came

      Truly the Shakespeare of our time

    • LuHACK13 hours ago
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