Your other choice is to pay the other monopoly, Microsoft, who just recently revived their 90s strategy of bundling Internet Explorer with Windows, except with Teams and Office. They may have slightly better support than Google but it is built on products that get more expensive over time. Office does have offline clients that don't have these types of issues as often though.
I hope there is some kind of push towards alternatives from others but who could those even be? Proton? OnlyOffice? Libre Office? No one seems like a serious challenger in this space, because it would be so hard to compete against Office. There is little investment interest here and so there is little competition.
Can you download it from Drive or Takeout or Vault (ask your admin) and just edit it in Excel or break it up into multiple documents?
Also, might be worth asking your account owner to reach out to your enterprise contact for help to see if they can escalate it internally.
This is different in other industries, like in the auto industry where service is a considerable source of revenue and where CEOs like Sloan started. Software service groups really don’t have organizational prestige or influence, in contrast.
This means service groups get the last pickings in budget and talent. Most software companies are trying to do the bare minimum with service, and anything of import (or revenue potential) gets escalated to the account manager or product manager.
Tl;dr you need to whine to your AM if you want anything done.