Since our first date

You've been my primary key

so foreign and unique

so distinct

you've altered me forever

get on the table

take off your falsies

scan my index column

shall I be your slave or your replica?

don't drop me now

don't truncate me, baby

we're not just null or undefined in this void

if we are less than that

let's switch

let's do everything while we can

let's never define this

in no case let now be the end

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WWIV sysop. Antifascist capitalist. LA taxi driver. Frequent drinker. Coder of the first multiplayer bitcoin casino. Ask me about PHP socket daemons. (JK. Don't.) Guy who built the almost-working HUD for Star Citizen. Dude who should have kept all that bitcoin from 2010. Possibly the last person to ever post on Flashkit. Hell-banned from HN for 8 years without realizing it. Still surprisingly optimistic.